Sherlock Holmes Trailer(Guy Ritchie Director)

Oh Dear God, I knew it would be a pile of stinking poo.
What will Ritchie do next;
Jason Statham IS John Major in The Maastricht Treaty.

I shouldn't laugh, it will be Dixon of Dock Green with Steven Seagal next.
 
Looks like crap. It may well work as a stand alone film but I don't think it will please the purists.

Maybe it'll be like Marple on ITV where if you're prepared to accept the character bares little resemblance to the one in the book you can just go along for the ride.
 
Oh dear, I was just waiting for Ray Winstone to pop up and shout "'olmes you slaaag" or something.

Might be fun as a kind of alternative Alan Moore/action flick take on the character but it's not Sherlock Holmes.

*Scurries off to watch Jeremy Brett*
 
Now, in principle I'm not aversed to movies that contain explosions, action and attractive people in saucy underwear/shirtless (delete according to gender and sexuality of viewer), but something about them in Sherlock Holmes is unbelievably cack.

FAIL.
 
or a torture scene with loaRAB of fruit, oranges in eyes...sticking bananas up noses etc....

Holmes: bend him over Watson

Watson: why?

Holmes: it's time...

Watson: What for...?

Holmes: a lemon entry my dear Watson!!!!

:eek:
 
I'd had hopes for this because I thought at the very least Robert might save it.

But it looks crazy, and not the good kind. I thought it might be at the very least a fun piece of crack but it just looks completely senseless and moronic on all levels.

I knew there was a reason I avoid Ritchie's films like the plague.
 
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