Thanks Cyn
Here goes my synopsis, I wish I knew how to do the screencaps, but I don't.
-The episode starts with Bart trying to get Santa's Little Helper to take his pill, but spits it out.
-Bart tells Marge that SLH won't take his medicine so Marge tells Bart that it helps if you wrap it in a piece of cheese
-SLH is going to eat it, just when Homer comes and says, "Oh, free cheese" and eats it.
-Marge gets mad and then Homer says, "What happened to us Marge we used to feed each other cheese and laugh all night then came the heart attacks"
-All of a sudden the ground starts rurabling because it's the media circus, it's all these news vans like some unknown networks and some like ABC, CBS, etc.
-Kent Brockman is reporting that a sex scandal has brought in reporters around the world and then he Kent goes, "Why here's Fox News" and it's the Fox News Channel news and it's huge and it's playing Queen's "We Are The Champions" and there's a huge bumper sticker that says, "Bush Cheney 2004
-Kent is saying the cause for this scandal is Mayor Quiraby who Kent says is a suspected illegal immigrant. Who is named today with paternity suits with 27 different women.
-We see Mayor Quiraby coming and then Cookie Kwan is holding a baby and tells Quiraby, "Why won't you acknowledge our love child?" and Quiraby says, "That's not my baby" but the baby talks like him and then Mayor Quiraby gives the baby to one of the bodyguarRAB and tells him to raise the child as their own. So the bodyguard puts some shades and the baby.
-Marge and Lisa are watching all of this on the news and Marge says," that this has been the most exciting scandal since the Juice was on the loose" and Lisa tells Marge that the Juice is still on the loose and Marge screams
-Kent Brockman is still asking Quiraby how many illegimate children he says and stuff and Quiraby doesn't want to answer any questions and shows the reporters a cute puppy and the reporters decide to leave, then all of a sudden Chloe Talbot from the Global News Network comes and here and Kent don't get along.