I heard that when you get the swine flu, the symptoms will be:
1. redness/cysts in the groin area
2. excessive flatulence
3. increased sexual urges
4. jaundice
5. blue slime shooting out of the anus
6. frequent bowel movement
Swine Flu symptoms are similar to seasonal influenza, which include fever, lethargy, lack of appetite and coughing. You may also experience runny nose, sore throat, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. So, to answer your question - no.
