-lemon scented moisty-naps
-that little third front pocket in jeans
-Keith Richards
-Spandex
-ninjas
-professional telephone cleaners
-those things in European bathrooms that squirt water up your butt
-Baloney and cheese sandwiches
-Male hair stylists
-the buffalo shot (from when an ancient toga wearing dude would walk over a strong gust of wind and cause his toga to shoot up, showing everyone around him his junk.
-disposable razors
-kids who think that people are going to take the homework they posted on yahoo answers seriously
