Say you were a cave person and found a repair manual for a '68 Dodge Charger on the

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ground before you...? You cave person, you not know what is car.

Noneless, you try put together car. Try build axle from tree trunk, wheel from stone, squeeze mammoth butt for stinky fuel.

Headlight use real firefly (must replace lot). Transmission...?! Bah... <rips page out and eats>. Strap twelve armadillo for engine, use mammoth sinew for fan belt, where fan? Bah... <eats sinewy belt>.

You turn keystone, car no start. Armadillo escape, scurry way, you clobber with club. Now 11 armadillopower.

At least this manual have picture... hmm hot cro magnon on back cover...!

Does make sense to build any thing from just words in manual? Or good to get help from original author??!
Hah! You first four rules. Ug!
 
LOL All I can see now is 11 armadillos with lit sticks up their butts. Spark plugs, you forgot the spark plugs. Thats why engine don't run.
 
Grog dum. Grog need find she-cave-woman clad in erotically revealing mastodon thong wielding Mach II stone club to suggestively lean on car hood in order to attract potential buyers. Grog need sell car. Grog need not drive. Grog need set up low cost financing make easy for dum-dum cave sucker to buy wonky 11 Armadillo powered car.
 
As a cave person I wouldn't know how to read and the book would mean nothing to me. I'd use it as kindling, or else revere it as the Work of the Great Goddess, She Who Must Be Obeyed, Nekhbet the Mighty...................OOPS

P S isn't Car Heaven Detroit?
 
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