Say it with me: "porn metal"

here in Lon-dump Ontario it is a little known fact that our cesspool streets are lined with empty juice cans with jagged edges. Life was hell for me before the......................................procedure
 
Your uncontrollable libido couldn't have helped matters. I'm glad that modern medicine has achieved something of benefit, beyond hair implants and Pete Burns.
 
with my substantial girth I have to curb my libido somewhat, last time I had sex I demolished 2 city blocks. Now I have the decency to give a weeks notice to the borab squad
 
Note to self: Not a huge sense of humor in the Metal forum.

Ok, you dudes are all serious and stuff. 1st: porn metal isn't exactly a genre, it something we just made up, you know - invented for fun. "Stupid" fun...perhaps.

2nd: Dave Mustaine may well be, as you say, "amazing." You may also want to know that your precious Mr mustaine had a penis enlargemnet surgery back in 94-95, which apparently did NOT go well. I heard graphic depictions of said penis whilst on tour with COC one fine summer from the very-metal Pepper of COC. So....yes, "amazing" is a good choice of adjective. Hence the "tighty-wh"..oh nevermind...

Anyhow, just trying to not be the same-old same old, old oldness of old.

That said: SLAYER rules!
 
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