Saucy Jean
It was a Cat House, a Br0thel, A Den of Iniquity
All fancy names for a Wh0reh0use, if you was ta ask people like me.
There's no other way to call it when it's filled to the brim with wh0res
Plying their trade on their backs or their knees
Rather than work in the shops or the stores!
There was one who plied her trade at the Wh0reh0use here in town
They called her Saucy Jean, the Best Piece of *** Around!
I'd heard of her moaning and groaning
And making 'Love' with all of her men
But the vomit would come to my throat, 'cause she smelled of all of them
I was pastoring the Baptist Church and was bringing the town around
And guess who dared approach me
But the biggest wh0re in town?
Saucy Jean wanted forgiveness from God but she wouldn't get it from me
But I told her to come right inside
Then I said, "Get on your knees!"
She hanged herself right after that, but I say it's just as well!
There's no room in MY Heaven for wh0res
But there's plenty of room in hell!
