**~~The one ~~**
New member
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated…
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.
Santa : My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir,justdial123 to know ur current bill status.
Santa : Stupid, not current bill my mobile bill
Interviewer: what is ur qualification?
Santa : Sir, I am Ph.d.
Interviewar: What do u mean by Ph.d?
Santa : (smiling) passed high school with difficulty ...
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA
Hope they succeed to bring a smile on your face !!
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated…
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.
Santa : My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir,justdial123 to know ur current bill status.
Santa : Stupid, not current bill my mobile bill
Interviewer: what is ur qualification?
Santa : Sir, I am Ph.d.
Interviewar: What do u mean by Ph.d?
Santa : (smiling) passed high school with difficulty ...
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA
Hope they succeed to bring a smile on your face !!