Jordanjizz
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just tell me a rude joke or a real good pick u line 
pick up lines sorry
pick up lines sorry
rude jokes people (::?
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Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!
Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"
I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?
Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!
Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"
I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?
Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
chickadee7
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I lost my number. Can I have yours?