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Karen M

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This thread is dedicated to the stupid shit the people you are living with do. So post the stupid stuff your roommates do:

So i passed out drunk last night at like 3am and woke up to my fucking roommate in my room making a lot of noise. I asked him wtf he was doing and he replied "making bacon" When he first said it, it made sense. but then i realized i don't sleep in the kitchen and we didn't have bacon (Orthodox Muslim roommates suck when you share a fridge). He was moving the Microwave into my room to microwave bacon(real not that cheap stuff that's meant to go in the microwave). who does this shit.
 
Heh, he was only trying to fuck your sleep up, or he's retarded.

I don't have roommates, I live with my mother and sister.
One thing that normally happens in my house is my mother letting things rotten in the kitchen...
 
I am soooo glad I don't have roommates, but I do spend a lot of time cleaning up after my fiance. He drops his clothes the minute he gets in the door and leaves em wherever he took em off. He'll take his socks off somewhere else and leave them there. I find socks everyyyywhere. He also always has cups half filled with whatever he was drinking on his side of the bed. If I don't check next to his side of the bed at least once a day, at least 2 or 3 cups, a full ashtray, and empty wrappers/bags from junk food will accumulate. I do all the laundry and dishes and dusting and scrubbing the bathroom. Pleh.
 
I have a husband, and a room mate. Forget what I was going to say about the room mate (leaving out half drank cans of soda and beer) This is even better. Before I started this post, I heard the door open. Halfway through the first sentence, I hear "Honey, can you park the truck? I have to pee and I think i'm bleeding."
... I know I park like a badass, but it's every reason in the world to park the truck for him. This time, I thought it was worth sharing though.
 
My roommate left a roast she made in the slow cooker for five weeks. I flies lasted three months.

I'm so glad I live with my girl friend now.
 
I practically live with my boyfriend, the only thing he really cleans up ever is to make sure that movies are put back in their cases and not left around.

But I actually like doing housework, so it's ok. :)

I do live with my sister though, and she is annoying because she will eat your food. :mad: 'oh, I didn't know it was yours' Oh really?? You watched me put it in the fridge, and I told you not to eat it!
 
I live with my hubby, who's severely ADHD. He can't remember why he was going in one direction long enough to accomplish the task he set out to do. I regularly have to re-wash clothes he left in the washing machine because I've found them two days after he attempted to do laundry. Also, I find myself picking up the half consumed beverages, socks, and shoes he leaves all over the apartment.
 
I don't actually live with him, but my boyfriend's over so often his habits get a little obnoxious. Like taking food out of the fridge to make lunch then not putting anything away, doing laundry and then just fucking leaving it at my house. Once he actually showed up at like six in the morning (fucking early for me) 'cause he needs clean clothes, and evidently he's left all his clean clothes at my house.

And sometimes he'll go a really long-ass time without showering. It's weird, it's like he just forgets. He's too busy doing all this other shit to clean himself. I once woke up in the middle of the night 'cause I happened to roll over and get a whiff of him. Now it's a rule that if he stays over he has to of showered within the last two days.

:rolleyes:
 
My cats' they sometimes for no apparent reason find that the beanbag is a good place to pee(luckily It's of leather, easy to clean)

Plupp loves to catch stuff but as she's never outside, she catches everything from leggings, towels, socks and..panties. So if I arrive home with some friends it's not always so fun when panties are on the floor. But it's kinda funny :D And she's so cute when she's "caught" them, she's really proud. lol

Plupp also has the habit that when she's bored, she knocks things down, not fun. If I have a glass of water, both of them go and drink out of it, if I'm not looking.

Then, my boyfriend...hmm..oh! the famous "Oh I'll do it in a sec", dishes..week old, huuuge pile. Then the socks and such left in places.(although that could be plupp). hmm what else...not much really..other that it takes frickin loong for him to do it, unless I start, then he's all "oh stop it" and comes over and does it :D
 
Two weeks after I moved into my apartment with 3 strangers for school, one of the guys I was living with was caught concealing his unregistered 9 mil. into his girlfriend's apartment, he was "str8 gangsta" lulz...what he intended to do with the gun, it's all just rumors, but needless to say, I didn't have to share our bathroom for the entire semester, so that's cool I guess.
 
LOL Until around a month ago I lived with a roomie, she's like 3 years older than me. Unlike the rest of the posts here, I was the trouble maker... One time I came home at 3:00 AM with 15 friends and we started making Belgian waffles...
Everytime I threw a party or something our crazy paranoid neighbors complained, and of course, they complained to my roomie.
Other small things were talking to occasional guys that she brought about the previous guys, stealing her teddy bear and doing some HORRIBLE stuff to it, flooding the bathroom and ditching... leaving cups and glasses EVERYWHERE and many more...
Of course, she got back at me sometimes. The worst thing was when she started "poisoning" my bottles of Coke with a horrible tasting vitamin thing...
 
Nice my B/f will look around looking for socks or shorts for 20 minutes everywhere other than in the dresser where they go b4 he actually asks.... do I have any clothes. .... ya but your ass know you didnt wash them so why would you know where they are ... right?
 


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