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ImStillMags wrote:
The truth is there was a hidden scandal. Unbeknownst to McDonalds, Ronald
was kidnapped and held incommunicado in a Bolivian jail. In the meantime his
jealous nemesis and evil twin, Ruprecht McDonald, signed up as a covert
agent for Subway on the promise that he would someday replace Jared.
Ruprecht underwent plastic surgery to affix the familiar red nose and giant
feet and slid unnonticed into Ronald's job. Ruprecht was discovered planting
subliminal messages in Happy Meals intended to brainwash small children into
demanding "healthy" food from Subway. He was found out by McDonalds
security, who carried out a covert hit and then issued the notices of
Ronald's "retirement." It has been speculated that Ruprecht came to a bad
end in a set of gigantic cement shoes.