Ron Swanson Appreciation Thread

[Hannah F]

I can't remeraber a time in my life that I've respected a fictional or non fictional character more.

discuss

 

[Diana Jonas]

“I have been developing the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness for years. It’s a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement. Categories include: Capitalism, God’s way of determining who is smart, and who is poor. Crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. Rage. Poise. Property rights. Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.”

“The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”

“I’m surrounded by a lot of women in this department. And that includes the men.”

“When I walked in this morning I saw that the flag was at half mast, I though, ‘All right, another bureaucrat ate it!’ And then I saw it was Lil’ Sebastian. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.”

 

[treasure]

Somebody shot me in the head

 

[Kirino]

(previous post was in all caps, frack SOrab)

 

[casie p]

SWANSONS! First off, do you have any dietary restrictions?

No.

CORRECT! You do not.

(this thread neeRAB to be FILLED with youtube videos... now)

 

[JBerry]

wut

 

[bigbadbear]

frankly I'm a little disappointed in the lack of response from SOrab'ers.

Videos, Pictures, Blogs, Websites, Fav Ep/Season, Shirts, Tattoos, Personal Homemade dolls, mustaches grown before Moveraber, poems about fathers and/or teachers, International Arm Wrestling/Wood Chopping/Food Eating Contest results or updates on the half hour, square-by-square breakdown of the P.O.G., general appreciation for the actors name and hoping he has a brother Jack, steaks and more should have already flooded this thread

 

[t909y]

Detective Chance Briggs, you big woman's blouse!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TifauBua9s0

 

[Charlotte B]

well thrill I would have no idea how to respond because I don't know WTF you're talking about in here

 

[xXallieXx]

google it homie. rugers, why you so mean

 

[:)Gabby(:]

If you don't know, you're not gonna appreciate it just by googling it.

He's a character in the show 'Parks and Recreation'.

 

[bo_dontno]

 

[Ms. Sutton]

 

[Matilda Rose]

 

[moatuz a]

this person does appear to have comedic value

 

[The Mad Hatter]

swanson saved that show once the annoying girl started trying too hard, the SNL woman got too predictable, and aziz kidna stopped giving a shit... but even still aziz is my favorite.

 

[party25uk]

Yeah Aziz is still my favorite on the show, but Ron Swanson keeps P&R alive.

 

[Pure Awsomeness]

I'm Ron fracking Swanson

 

[YoHomie]

Aziz's friend, Jean Ralphio, is awesome.

 

[chima_mass5]

http://www.twitvid.com/GXXYJ