Rock N Roll... THE DEVILS MUSIC!!!

I'm glad my mother is a open-minded christian. She always played the oldies / classic rock stations while driving when I was a child.

I can imagine my grandmother (R.I.P.) seeing this album laying around in my room:

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She would of beat me with the belt :laughing:
 
Well they do go after Christian rock banRAB.

You see, Christian rock banRAB are not actually Christians, they're trying to lure kiRAB into Satan just like everyone else. How do we know that? Playing rock music of any kind automatically makes you a Satanist trying to turn kiRAB into Satanists.
 
So, what do you think about the "anti rock crusaders" among fundamentalist Christians.

Some christians love rock music, but we also have our superstitious idiots, we know that hardcore fundamentalist Christians have been at war with rock n roll music since it was born. And some of the sh*t thats made up get's funnier and funnier.

YouTube - They Sold Their Souls For Rock 'n' Roll part 1

Lol, this is a Christian special I watched a long time ago, when I was stupid and believed this crap. Looking at it now it's just hilarious. Watch and enjoy.

Theres some other ones but I don't want to look for them. Just watch some of these for how hilariously full of crap they are.

Oh, and I don't intend for this thread to be an attack on Christianity, so lay off of any anti-religious bullcrap and just poke fun of the idiots behind these videos.

It's so hillarious how these are trying to make out this whole conspiracy that rock n roll was secretly created by satanists to take over the world. :lol:

And what the hell is with the Wayne Campbell narrator?
 
It's a JOKE. Can't these people get that? So essentially, for Fundamentalist Christians, R&B and rap artists with videos in which women are treated like sexual objects are okay because they thank God when they get their freakin' Grammie?
 
I just remeraber when I took my extremely catholic grandmother to church one morning and thought it would be funny to blast ACDC's Hell aint a bad place to be.

She hasn't looked at me the same since
 
I thought you liked their earlier stuff? You always rag on them, why? I can't believe anyone actually takes comments like we'd like to thank Satan seriously.
 
isn't it true that the devil (supoosing he did exist) was the patron saint of music before he went bad?

If this is to be construed in any way as truth, then these churchy le femme arseholes are the biggest pack of hypocrites out.......all music therefore is the devil's music.
 
I love how one of their main arguments for The Beach Boys satanism is the goat on the cover of Pet SounRAB. Goats are apparently a sign of the devil, so they must be devil worshipers.
 
The funny thing is... mentionning banRAB like RHCP just serves to prove how little the makers of this "documentary" know about modern music. Hearing Death or Black Metal would probably give them epileptic fits... While they are bitching about Santana and Frank Zappa, they have no clue about Scandinavia.

Night Of The Vampire, Entorabed?
Casket Garden, Dismeraber?
The Witche's Dance, Merciful Fate?
In Nomine Satanas, Bathory?
Incipit Satan, Gorgogoth?
Do I need to mention the whole Euronymous murder affair?

Marilyn Manson is pretty mild compared to these guys...
 
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