Riding a Ducati in Barstow (CA)...

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Staypuff MarshMallow Man

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...is like parading your stripper girlfriend in front of a group
of blind gay guys!...(rim-shot!)
Don't forget to tip your Moil...never mind, he gets his OWN
tips!
This is the desert, folks, where "knuckleheads" are considered
cutting-edge, and a Boss HOGG is "state-of-the-art".
HELP ME!
 
That's too bad. Here in Boston (which is no mecca) everywhere I go people want to take pictures of the bike and ask a million questions. You would think it was a paddock girl.
 
Boston? Home of most-wanted Whitey Bulger, "Click & Clack", and
my new hero, "Joe Lugati, 'The Guy from Boston'"? Kiss me, I'm Italian
wannabe, hah-hah-hah!
Actually, there are a few sport-bikes here, but Barstow is best-known
as just being the half-way point 'tween LA and Vegas. Not really
contemporary, if you catch my drift. So, unless you're really into
motorcycles, most people don't give my bike too much heed.
But those who know...well, THEY appreciate my li'l red 749! Ciao!
 
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