Riddles for my make believe comedian. Are they funny?

DJ Rapture

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1. We even listened to the gospel station, my dad claimed to be a holy man. Even with all of that cussing and drinking he was doing, we still listened to the gospel station

2. Man, as soon as I opened that book, I just knew that I wasn't prepared for college. Physics, Caluculs, Atrosology and--I just didnt feel like dealing with that mess. The teacher would be explaining it to me, and I just be sitting in there looking stupid. I didnt understand it. I'd still be sitting in there now.

3. (talks about sissy at his job) You men, just because you dont like me doesnt mean you get to treat me like dirt! i am a person! we dont want anything from u. i hate you. ur nothing!

4. talks about his car: That raggedy piece of crap

5. talks about ugly friend who gets girls: He was bigger & uglier than I am. He looked like something come out of a _________ like a dog________. He was so greasy and black. but for some curious reason, he had women all over him
 
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