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Bill G
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How many feminists does it take to put in a light bulb ? Two, one to screw in the bulb, and one to hold the cats.Do you have any feminist jokes ? Lets hear them.
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Winter Glory
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How many feminists does it take to put in a light bulb?
None, they prefer to be in the dark..
I made that up. I'm a feminist, it's not funny. I just wanted to play.
None, they prefer to be in the dark..
I made that up. I'm a feminist, it's not funny. I just wanted to play.
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afraidofamericans
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A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchical society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and she pushes him back onto the seat.
A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up.
Finally, the man says, "Look, lady, you've got to let me get up. I'm two miles past my stop already!"
A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up.
Finally, the man says, "Look, lady, you've got to let me get up. I'm two miles past my stop already!"
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Marx
Guest
Here's a joke - which you've asked for:-
A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted someone below. She descended a bit more and shouted,
“Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet her an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man below replied,
“You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”
“You must be a 'male' engineer,” said the woman, as she shuddered in disgust.
“I am,” replied the man, “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the woman, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.”
The man below responded, “You must be a feminist.”
“I am,” replied the woman, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault.”
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The feminist called him a misogynist and called the police, who promptly had him arrested for looking at her wrong.
A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted someone below. She descended a bit more and shouted,
“Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet her an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man below replied,
“You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”
“You must be a 'male' engineer,” said the woman, as she shuddered in disgust.
“I am,” replied the man, “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the woman, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.”
The man below responded, “You must be a feminist.”
“I am,” replied the woman, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault.”
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The feminist called him a misogynist and called the police, who promptly had him arrested for looking at her wrong.
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Baba Yaga
Guest
Do you know how many anti-feminists it takes to screw in a light bulb?
None. Anti-feminists can't screw for schitt.
Do you know how many anti-feminists it takes to change a light bulb?
100. One to change the bulb and 99 to berate the feminists for not changing it for them.
None. Anti-feminists can't screw for schitt.
Do you know how many anti-feminists it takes to change a light bulb?
100. One to change the bulb and 99 to berate the feminists for not changing it for them.