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Three NBA players were waiting at Heaven's Gate. Kobe Bryant, Lebron James, and Sam Cassell.
One Angel says, "OK, fellas, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."
So they all agree and are admitted in.
Kobe Bryant makes it a week before he lies about how Great he was on Earth.
Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
Lebron James makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how many Rings he won.
Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.
So Kobe and Lebron are walking around with their monsters of women when they see Sam Cassell walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man.
Kobe and Lebron say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these ugly women?"
Sam nudges the babe and says, "Tell them."
She says to Kobe and Lebron, "I lied."
One Angel says, "OK, fellas, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."
So they all agree and are admitted in.
Kobe Bryant makes it a week before he lies about how Great he was on Earth.
Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
Lebron James makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how many Rings he won.
Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.
So Kobe and Lebron are walking around with their monsters of women when they see Sam Cassell walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man.
Kobe and Lebron say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these ugly women?"
Sam nudges the babe and says, "Tell them."
She says to Kobe and Lebron, "I lied."