Religiously Speaking: I ACTUALYL made up a joke today, Do you wanna hear it...?!?

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..i mean I really made it up, i didn't just steal it and hope no one noticed... Well, my dad said hed heard it said before, but i think he was jealous, coz he didn't think of it...

anyway, my mum walked into the room where the PC (while i was using it) is, and she said to me "its freezing in here, close the curtains, all the heat escapes through the windows"...And i said, "well why dont we smash the windows then?...then there would be no windows for the heat to escape through"

My mum just pretended she didnt find it funny, and walked out the room before i saw her laugh...

Have u heard that one before? or did i really make it up?

sorry for spellin actually wrong.
 
Lol.

I thought you would throw in a dig at Microsoft, PC, or Vista. Smash those windows!
 
religiously speaking...I dont know if you made it up or not ...ive never heard it before but clever...very clever!! lol
 
It could be funny, depending on the delivery.

Like if Steven Wright did it deadpan, mixing it in with several other surreal one-liners, it would crack me up.

It reminds me of that Emo Phillips line, "I was walking down the street one day when something caught my eye,.... and dragged it fifteen feet."

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Off topic -- but I would really love to see you put a religious spin on this. I'm not reporting you because you seem to be harmless, if a little lost.
 
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