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Jerry
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A man went to heaven. There he met St. Peter who, upon his arrival, showed him around heaven. As the men were strolling around, the man noticed that there were many clocks: some hands were going slowly, some going fast, and some not going at all. The man asked Peter about this. Peter explained that the hands on the clock telled how often a person lied. If it went slowly, the person didn't lie often, if it went fast, the person lied frequently.
He went on and on until the man noticed a large clock with the hands moving rapidly. The man inquired whose clock this was. Peter smiled and said "This is George Bush's clock--We use it as a ceiling fan in God's office.
He went on and on until the man noticed a large clock with the hands moving rapidly. The man inquired whose clock this was. Peter smiled and said "This is George Bush's clock--We use it as a ceiling fan in God's office.