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Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When your a mouse.
Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: "You go on ahead i'll just han around.
Q: What does a nut say when it sneezes?
A: Casss-shew
Q: Why did the golfer put on two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Q: Why does everyone love Mr. Mushroom?
A: He's a fun guy (fungi-get it)
Q:What do you get if you cross a sheep dog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower
Q: Why are fish so clever?
A: Because they live in schools.
Q: Why did the naked salad sit in a bowl?
A: So it could be dressed.
Q: How long does it take to burn a whole candle?
A: About a wick
Q: What medicine do you give to a sick ant?
A: Ant-ibiotics
Q: Why did the belt go to jail?
A: 'Cos it held up a pair of trousers!
A: When your a mouse.
Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: "You go on ahead i'll just han around.
Q: What does a nut say when it sneezes?
A: Casss-shew
Q: Why did the golfer put on two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Q: Why does everyone love Mr. Mushroom?
A: He's a fun guy (fungi-get it)
Q:What do you get if you cross a sheep dog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower
Q: Why are fish so clever?
A: Because they live in schools.
Q: Why did the naked salad sit in a bowl?
A: So it could be dressed.
Q: How long does it take to burn a whole candle?
A: About a wick
Q: What medicine do you give to a sick ant?
A: Ant-ibiotics
Q: Why did the belt go to jail?
A: 'Cos it held up a pair of trousers!