Everybody Loves Raymond.... except for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays Potato Chip
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table cuz he only uses the element of surprise
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
If you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$ Chuck Norris has more money than you
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep he checks the closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris order a Whopper at Wendys and got one
When taking the SAT's, write Chuck Norris for every answer you will get an 8000
Chuck Norris can smell what the Rock is cooking so he made him his personal chef
It only takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
There is no such thing as global warming, Chuck was just cold so turned the sun up
Chuck Norris doesn't play God, playing is for children
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through earth
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass, at night
Some kids play kick the can, Chuck plays kick the keg
Superman watch an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger and cried himself to sleep
Chuck Norris wears a live rattle snake as a condom
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff and the deputy
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover
Chuck Norris doesn't change light bulbs because he prefers to kill the dark
Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against Stevie Wonder
Chuck Norris can win solitaire with only 18 cards
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats, Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers
Chuck Norris can taste lies
When Chuck Norris plays monopoly its affects the real economy
Chuck Norris has his own line at the DMV
There is no 'ctrl' on Chuck Norris's cpu cuz he's always in control
There are no such things as tornados, Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks
Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls, he walked
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf
Congratulations if you read them all.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays Potato Chip
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table cuz he only uses the element of surprise
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
If you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$ Chuck Norris has more money than you
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep he checks the closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris order a Whopper at Wendys and got one
When taking the SAT's, write Chuck Norris for every answer you will get an 8000
Chuck Norris can smell what the Rock is cooking so he made him his personal chef
It only takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
There is no such thing as global warming, Chuck was just cold so turned the sun up
Chuck Norris doesn't play God, playing is for children
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through earth
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass, at night
Some kids play kick the can, Chuck plays kick the keg
Superman watch an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger and cried himself to sleep
Chuck Norris wears a live rattle snake as a condom
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff and the deputy
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover
Chuck Norris doesn't change light bulbs because he prefers to kill the dark
Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against Stevie Wonder
Chuck Norris can win solitaire with only 18 cards
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats, Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers
Chuck Norris can taste lies
When Chuck Norris plays monopoly its affects the real economy
Chuck Norris has his own line at the DMV
There is no 'ctrl' on Chuck Norris's cpu cuz he's always in control
There are no such things as tornados, Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks
Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls, he walked
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf
Congratulations if you read them all.