The Rime of the ancient mariner rhymes and I have an almost photographic memory, except for names (i suffer from nominal aphasia the single most annoying ailment in existence).
EDIT: it also goes to the toon of Gilligans Island which helped.
Just try it.
It was an ancient mariner
And he stoppeth one of three
"By thy long grey beard and glittering eye
now wherefore stopp'st thou me
The bridegroom's doors are opened wide
And I am next of kin
the guests are met, the feast is set
May'st hear the merry din"
He holds him with his skinny hand,
"There was a ship" quothe he
"Hold off" unhand me grey-beard loon
Eftsoons his hand dropt he
He holds him with his glittering eye
The wedding-guest stood still
and listened like a three years' child
the mariner hath his will
The Wedding-Guest sat on a stone
He cannot shoose but hear
And thus spake on that ancient man
the bright -eyed mariner
If not for the efforts of the fearless crew the minow would be lost, the minow would be lost nananananananananana i dont know any of the other words a three hour tour.
I have successfully made my point and ruined something deservant of destruction, you can close the thread now.
