Rafael Benitez joke...?

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On a rare day off, Rafa was cleaning out his cellar when he came across an old vase. Thinking it was valuable he rubbed it to clean off the dust. To his surprise out popped a Genie who said, "Oh master, I grant you one wish."

Rather surprised, Rafa thought for a while before replying, "Hhmmm… I know! Since I like going to Spain to find young players I would like you to build a bridge from Liverpool to Spain since I don’t like flying and the trains are unreliable - this way I could drive."

"Oh no master," responded the Genie, "that is an impossible request, it would take the will of a thousand genies to grant you that wish - you must choose a task I can grant you."

Rafa mumbled under his breath for a bit before saying, "I have a player in my team who should score more goals, can you make Babel into a 20 goals a season player?"

To which the Genie replied, "OK, what colour lights do you want on your bridge."
 
Quite funny, got a little giggle out of that.

Babel is ok, maybe you could pick someone else that isn't on form really, and you could say that with any other club/player/manager really, couldn't you.

Fairly good joke.

3/5 :)
 
Even if I hate Liverpool I hated this joke, Babel can become a good player unlike Lucas.
 
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