Rafa walks into the Liverpool changing room for their next game, looks at his players and says, "I'm not supposed to play some of you since our chairman said you were stupid against Arsenal.
"So what I have to do is ask you a question, and if you get it right, you can play."
They all agree and ask Rafa to start with their star players first.
First up: Gerrard, Rafa looks into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate... what is two plus two?" Gerrard, cool as ice - thinks for a moment and then he answers, "CAN I PHONE A FRIEND?"
"FCUK!" Rafa rants loudly, that his top player has to phone a friend
In response Carragher, Lucas, Torres, Kuyt and the others plead, "Come on boss, give him another chance he forgot his calculator
