This is the third times I've bought the CostCo sized Cara-Mia jars of
marinated artichokes (Under the Kirkland Brand) that I couldn't get
the lid off by throwing everything I had at it - even pulling the same
muscle in my neck every time.
I was told about her method a bunch of years ago. But just assumed
for whatever sexist reason that it just wouldn't work. And I heard of
nobody else mention it since then, so I tried to forget it.
The last two jars I simply took an awl and punched a small hole in the
lid. A total macho, mechanical-scientific solution. Works great, but
you can't reuse those nice big jars for much of anything once there's
a hole in the lid (Hmm, unless you use duck tape!).
The method: Turn the jar upside down and thwack the whole jar trying
to hit the lid as flat as possible on the counter. But it's a big jar
and thought I better thwack it again even harder this time so nobody
can speculate that I didn't do it hard enough. And as a bonus, if it
breaks I can take demented pleasure in blaming Rachel and curse her
out for a couple years every time I hear her name.
Well, fair is fair. It actually worked. And probably on the first
thwack. But I was in denial and didn't check between thwacks.
Thanks Rachel. Now get the hell off my TV!
And for those of you who already knew this, I've never seen anybody
post about it even when discussing jar opener mechanisms. So speak
louder next time!
-sw
marinated artichokes (Under the Kirkland Brand) that I couldn't get
the lid off by throwing everything I had at it - even pulling the same
muscle in my neck every time.
I was told about her method a bunch of years ago. But just assumed
for whatever sexist reason that it just wouldn't work. And I heard of
nobody else mention it since then, so I tried to forget it.
The last two jars I simply took an awl and punched a small hole in the
lid. A total macho, mechanical-scientific solution. Works great, but
you can't reuse those nice big jars for much of anything once there's
a hole in the lid (Hmm, unless you use duck tape!).
The method: Turn the jar upside down and thwack the whole jar trying
to hit the lid as flat as possible on the counter. But it's a big jar
and thought I better thwack it again even harder this time so nobody
can speculate that I didn't do it hard enough. And as a bonus, if it
breaks I can take demented pleasure in blaming Rachel and curse her
out for a couple years every time I hear her name.
Well, fair is fair. It actually worked. And probably on the first
thwack. But I was in denial and didn't check between thwacks.
Thanks Rachel. Now get the hell off my TV!
And for those of you who already knew this, I've never seen anybody
post about it even when discussing jar opener mechanisms. So speak
louder next time!

-sw