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Bob M
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TheTax Office sent an inspector to Audit the books of a Synagogue. When he was checking the books he said to the Rabbi-'I notice you buy lots of candles, What do you do with the candle drippings?'
'We save them up & send them back to the candle makers, every now and then they send us a free box of candles' said the Rabbi.
'What about all these bread-wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'
'Ah, yes' replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question...
'We collect them & send them back to the manufacturers, every now & then they send us a free box of bread wafers.'
'I see' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.
'Well, Rabbi' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'
'Here, too we don't waste' said the Rabbi.
'We save all the foreskins & send them to the Tax Office, & about once a year they send us a complete pr**k.
'We save them up & send them back to the candle makers, every now and then they send us a free box of candles' said the Rabbi.
'What about all these bread-wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'
'Ah, yes' replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question...
'We collect them & send them back to the manufacturers, every now & then they send us a free box of bread wafers.'
'I see' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.
'Well, Rabbi' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'
'Here, too we don't waste' said the Rabbi.
'We save all the foreskins & send them to the Tax Office, & about once a year they send us a complete pr**k.