What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav? Fathers Day!
How do you start an argument with a chav? Speak!
What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house? The burglar.
What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
What do you say to a chav at work? Can i have a big mac please?
How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding? She is the most pregnant one.
What do chavs use as protection during sex? A bus shelter!
'chav' (slang) - a young person, often without a high level of education, who follows a particular fashion; Chavs usually wear designer labels including the chav favourite 'Burberry', and if they’re girls, very short skirts, large hoop earrings and stilettos.
Chavs see branded baseball caps as a status symbol and wear them at every opportunity. Normally found hanging around shopping centres.
Also known as Townies, Kevs, Hood Rats, Charvers, Steeks, Stigs, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Chorer, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Kappa Slappers, Scallies, and Spides. Also known as Neds in Scotland, knackers & skangers in Ireland, and Guidos in the USA
How do you start an argument with a chav? Speak!
What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house? The burglar.
What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
What do you say to a chav at work? Can i have a big mac please?
How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding? She is the most pregnant one.
What do chavs use as protection during sex? A bus shelter!
'chav' (slang) - a young person, often without a high level of education, who follows a particular fashion; Chavs usually wear designer labels including the chav favourite 'Burberry', and if they’re girls, very short skirts, large hoop earrings and stilettos.
Chavs see branded baseball caps as a status symbol and wear them at every opportunity. Normally found hanging around shopping centres.
Also known as Townies, Kevs, Hood Rats, Charvers, Steeks, Stigs, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Chorer, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Kappa Slappers, Scallies, and Spides. Also known as Neds in Scotland, knackers & skangers in Ireland, and Guidos in the USA