Put the Toilet Seat Down!

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ilovem&m

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Toilet seats are dirty (I piss on them alot), so I like to touch them as little as possible. I usually lift them with the toilet brush.

Besides, putting the seat down is easier. You just have to give it a little tip and gravity does the rest.
 
Can't say that I'm not one of those chicks that DOESN'T bitch. Because I have been known to. But lately I really don't do it. I've learned to do it myself. *shrug*
 
Woman: Is it that hard to put the seat down after you piss!?
Me: Is it that hard to look before you sit?

Honestly, when im about to flop the old keester down on something, I look. I dont wanna stand up with something stuck to my ass. Thats with pants, your getting ready to set your BARE ass down and you dont look?

It's common sence.
 
I don't understand why it's hard for women to just freaking put the seat down themselves. Sure it might catch us off guard at times, but if you're constantly falling in, then maybe you should consider getting a fatter ass or something, I don't know...
 
Personally, as far as pissing goes, I just go whether or not the seat is down. It it is down then I will take better aim. Besides, the more times you piss with the seat down the better your aim because of all the practice. I can even pee with no hands and not get a drop on the lid these days. (Mostly because my penis is 3 feet long, so it kind of sits in the water):tongue:



Why don't you leave it up? That way, nobody will piss on the seat and ifr we have to take a slam then we will just put the lid down and guess what, it will already be down for you the next time you have to lose weight.
 
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