Product review contest - free product!!

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carmella.2006

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I will be happy to review your product. Being very mechanical minded, I can screw up almost anything.

I once broke an anvil with a rubber hammer and a wooden ruler.

I am also very good a following directions. Just last night, I made spaghetti. On the package it said to add the spaghetti to two quarts of boiling water. God, I HATE measuring boiling water!

I do have a slight addiction to brake fluid, but don't worry, I can stop at any time!

My next door neighbor can help me if I run into trouble. He's a doctor, but he works on his own bike. Problem is, he's a proctologist, and he wants to do everything by going through the muffler first.

The other day, I was waiting for him in his office, we were going to go for a ride. His nurse walked in, and gave him a beer. "Dammit", he said, "I asked for a butt light!"
 
I live in West Texas, and when Im not riding there is NOTHING to do out here!
I would love to try out your parts, and write an honest review of them.
Semper Fi!
 
Hi, my name is Maurice, i am not an alcoholic but pretty close...I like Mud slides, Rolling Rock Beer and Crown royal...I shave my head once a week. I am looking for like minded people....Crap that was e-hARMONY PROFILE.... I would like to try these thingys because it would make my bags more secure while i travel the serengeti and the Tundra...Maybe that is pushing it a bit but you get the point.
 
i would just like to be number 65.
I live in central florida, hit alot of events, bike nights and get togethers.
I go from Jacksonville to miami. A safe secure system would be very valuable to me, and the hotels I park at.
 
This product we will get to see
If it is of quality like the RCA TV,
I'll put it on my bike
and see if it is strong as might.
We'll put it to the test
and if no good throw it away like the rest.
If you pick me, you will get a true review,
While I'm setting in my motel room with a view.
So thank you for considering me for your product,
Cuz I don't want to drop my bags and scream NUTT!!

{{{What the hell, I gotta try.}}}
 
I am the owner of the "bastard child '08 model year" Ultra classic. The honor of reviewing this product would be all mine,I love innovative and useful products and this sounds like a good idea. However I am brutally honest and I will not pull any punches,so if it's a piece of crap I will call it a piece of crap ... Whatever you do, don't pick me, I am honest,basically literate,and I call 'em like I see 'em.

Respectfully waiting,
Jesse
 
Don't think I'm above posting another 15 posts, just to get this over with...cuz i'll do it. I do believe everyone and their brother is waiting for the low 60s to appear.

Then, it will be a mad server crash due to multiple responses at once.
 
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