Pools N Survey: Is this sat nav naughty or nice?

xoticfruitB

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It almost put me in some hot water!!!!!!!!

Heard commotion in car and dived in with this magnificient thriller also know as the sat nav killer:

My sat nav story: (Press control D if ur in tune):

Sim simmer who's got the keys to this brimmer
who am i the sat nav singer
i & i must brake out the old rimmers
In a rush!!!!!
as am sat nat thriller riding along wit ma silly old miller>>>>>>>:


It started belting out some serious tunes specifically directed to me N behaved badly:

1. How many road must a nav walk down, before they can call me a nav
2. Cry me a river
3. 2 ligit to quit
4. I will always love you
5. Red Red wine..stay close to me
6. I'm sorry, u can say baby, can i holddd u tonight
7. Having a sat nav, wat a wonderful way of saying how much u luv me
8. Bad Toys, Bad Toys...Bad Boys /Bad Boys
9. Yahoo! Yahoo! Gsoh! & ok D ok B.
10. Can't touch this......?

I said: Say what and started:

1. Dancing on the ceiling
2. Just beat it, just beat it
3. Hopelessly devoted to u
4. Because of u I find it hard to leave the sidewalk
5. Return to sender, address unknown........
6. Nothing compares, nothing compares to u
7. Give it to me baby.....Da Da Da Da Da Da...Da Da Da Da Da Da
8. U got to fight, fight, fight, fight for this luv
9. The way u make me feel, u knock me off a my wheels, aint no business, but, me and my baby
10. No one else can make me feel the colors that u bring, don't stay with me as i am old and i will grey each day in the spring time....cas knowing u has made my life so__________!

Who's badddddddd!!!!!!!!!?


Police officer comes along ready to giv me a ticket:
Your name: Miller is it?
Yes sir

You almost went over the edge!
Yes sir. Just a De ja Vu with my sat nav sir.

Police officer: cheap version
yes sir.

Next time go for the expensive version, i'll excuse u this time.
You are a real <star>
 
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