POLL: What's the weirdest fortune you've ever gotten in a fortune cookie?

[Kenny]

I am the king of getting weird fortunes! here are but a few (and yes, I've really gotten all of these!):

"Do not venture into the Tiger's Den, for you will be eaten alive."
"Buy many dream boxes, ask a friend to select one."
"You are the hostess with the mostess."
"Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory."
"Your life is filled with emptiness and a sad grey figure."

 

[I F]

mine was "talk to kids". I'll pass.

 

[MC Hop 'n' Pop]

Mine is "desert can make you happy." How is that a fortune?

 

[~*Guardian_AnGeL*~]

"The love of your life could be right next to you" It was weird because my best friend was next to me and we just laughed.

 

[~StillNight~]

"look for me outside your window"

 

[Tony the Tiger]

"you are a loser"

it was also the most hurtful too......

 

[lol]

"Beware of food poisoning!"

 

[Steph C]

my friend's was ''In order to have good luck, eat more Chinese food.''

 

[iTired<:D]

"Pass the check of your left." The darn wall wouldn't pay it!