Poll: What is your News...? Good or Bad?

I like this one!

Lawyer: The tests came back from the lav and there's good news and bad new.Client: Give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: Your DNA matches the blood on the victim and the murder weapon.
Client: Oh no! What 's the good news?
Lawyer: Your cholesterol levels are way down!

Does your good news outweigh your bad news!???
 
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