Trooper619
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The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove
that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The
President decides to give them a test. He releases a
rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout
the forest. They question all plant and mineral
witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they
burn the forest, killing everything in it -- including
the rabbit -- and make no apologies. "The rabbit had it
coming."
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a
badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm
a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The
President decides to give them a test. He releases a
rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout
the forest. They question all plant and mineral
witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they
burn the forest, killing everything in it -- including
the rabbit -- and make no apologies. "The rabbit had it
coming."
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a
badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm
a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."