Poll: if you met bigfoot while hiking on a mountain...?

[CwboyBill]

... and it tore off your arm and ate it while you watched, would you, (assuming you survived of course):

A) write a book
B) write a book and use the earnings to hire a team of professional hunters and retired SEALS to hunt the beast down and kill it/them
C) write a book and use the earnings to lobby congress to protect their habitat
D) set fire to the whole forest and burn it and all the bigfeet to a cinder while waiting for the medivac helicopter to arrive
Personally, I would burn down the forest. Providing, of course, bigfoot tore off my arm BEFORE I pulled out my Colt .45 and aired his a** out.

I really hate that bigfoot guy.

 

[Viper]

I am with you on this, I would AIR his a** out also , but with my 357.



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[Clevis Dillard esq.]

I shoot that S.O.B., then dress him out and grill him.

Probably burn down the forest by accident.

 

[K E L L Y Mrs. Stern]

I'd give it Sterns address and send Bigfoot on his way.

 

[Joe West]

Hey bigfoot doesn,t exist

 

[Act one Scene one.]

I, too, would have to burn down the forest. Then I would have a nice, evil laugh:

Mwuahaha. <-- Much like that one.

 

[josewaycoolerthanu]

Bigfoot would never do that to me, he's my friend. He's vacationing with Elvis and Tu Pac in Cuba right now.

 

[Act one Scene one.]

I, too, would have to burn down the forest. Then I would have a nice, evil laugh:

Mwuahaha. <-- Much like that one.