Poll for the ladies - how about?

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Bubbles

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Hey Doc Well lets answer this shall we? All right so lets do it!

1. you buy me capt black cigars and a pipe too--Don't smoke.

2. you send me flowers so I can recycle them--I'm a saver and don't buy things unnecessarily to send because this would take money you know.

3. for halloween you be a gay nun--I think I'll remain a true Christian
4. you go to church on Sunday and sing real loud off key (that's what I do) I do that already on my not so well days.

5.every time the preacher pauses you yell "AMEN!"-- I don't want to be caught in a lie thank you very much.

6. you tell the preacher the dirties joke you know--I don't do dirties.

7. you ask if you can swim in the baptistery--We don't have a baptistery. We have a pool.

8. when the offering plate comes to you put in a one and take out a twenty and say you are making change--Sorry I don't want to die.

9. take the books back to my high school library that were checked out in 1970 and pay the fines.--All fines have surely been forgotten by now.

10. go whistle Dixie in a wheel barrow--We don't have wheel barrows where I live, but I would love to whistle Dixie.

Okay, are you feelin me now?
 
1. you buy me capt black cigars and a pipe too
2. you send me flowers so I can recycle them
3. for halloween you be a gay nun
4. you go to church on Sunday and sing real loud off key (thats what I do)
5.e very time the preacher pauses you yell "AMEN!"
6. you tell the preacher the dirties joke you know
7. you ask if you can swim in the baptistery
8. when the offering plate comes to you put in a one and take out a twenty and say you are making change
9. take the books back to my high school library that were checked out in 1970 and pay the fines.
10. go whistle Dixie in a wheel barrow
 
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