First smartass point: bicycles do not ride they are ridden.
Second smartass point: I think we know the car lane is for cars hence the name "car lane"
Third smartass point: more than one exclamation point does not make the sentence any more exclamatory.
Fourth smartass point: the ones youre ranting to are actually called bicyclists, not bikes.
Fifth smartass point: its called a sideWALK for a reason...bicycle riders are more supposed to be in the street than they are on sideWALKs because there may be people WALKing on the sideWALKs.
Sixth smartass point: i am better than you