POLL: Do you find this rant about Twilight highly amusing?

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My rant:
Twilight's the first in the series, which consists of 4 books(not really a saga either, since it's just heavily worded and could have been written in one book and saved paper, and time) about a bunch of vampires and an angst-ridden emo-kid from Phoenix. She moves to Washington state and whines for four books until her precious Eddiekins turns her into a vampire. In the meanwhile she cheats on him with a "werewolf" (basically Meyer raping the Skinwalker mythos) and tries to kill herself because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Great stuff, let me tell you. Written on a level that even your usual Grade-school primer could out-do in both style and substance. It's extremely repetitive, extremely disturbing (racism, abuse, stalkers, where do I begin) and written like a romance novel.

Just don't read it, your braincells will thank you.
I'm 13, give me a break will you
 
i find it through & informative cuz twilight is a cleanedup, dumbed down of vampire stories.
 
yes, the crazy fangirls are funny. i saw this one girl post this comment "OMG SHAME ON THE HATER! EDWARD ROCKS!!!!!"
i laughed.
 
I actually read all four books (and half of the next one :] on SM's official website) and loved them all. When you say it the way you did it sounds horrible and when my sister had read it and described the story line to me I thought it would be terrible but she convinced me to read it and it is probably one of the best books I have ever read.

PS btw how is it racist?
 
I actually read all four books (and half of the next one :] on SM's official website) and loved them all. When you say it the way you did it sounds horrible and when my sister had read it and described the story line to me I thought it would be terrible but she convinced me to read it and it is probably one of the best books I have ever read.

PS btw how is it racist?
 
'Written on a level that even your usual Grade-school primer could out-do in both style and substance'
yeah, i think they could out-do that rant aswel. not brilliant tbh.
and i dont think the books are that bad.
like to see you write something better.
seen as thats the best you could do to slate it ;D
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"amusing" isn't the word I'd use.
but you're entitled to your opinion.
Doesn't matter to me if you don't like Twilight, your loss
 
"amusing" isn't the word I'd use.
but you're entitled to your opinion.
Doesn't matter to me if you don't like Twilight, your loss
 
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