Try an acrostic poem
For the umpteenth time some hack
Resorts to writing HASP poetry and as
Usual gets pissy
Saying, "You're and idiot who doesn't know shit about poetry!"
To try and heal their wounded teenage ego because in
Reality the constructive comments all had merit
And the poem really was weak and watery
Trapped under a boulder of cliches
Imprisoned by a forced rhyme scheme so
Obvious one could predict every word that came
Next.
