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Papa Roach

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I hate how i have to get it every month... i feel bad enough when people have to suffer my wrath. Ya,ya... i know it's gross too. I don't know... :sad: and OMG the damn cramps...
 
Well, this won't be here very long. It will most likely be moved to the Clam Bar or Gross Misconduct in 5, 4, 3, 2.......


Anywho, yeah it sucks. Fuck periods. :mfinger:
 
This is my response to every girl who complains to me that cramps are the worst pain in the world:

Have you ever been kicked in the nuts?

No, you haven't, unless you used to be a man, like me. Stop complaining.
 
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Alright for 7-14 days every day I am going to come up and kick you in the nuts and toss blood imbtween your leg.

:/

than to make matters few better i am going to make you either wear a damp pad or shove a tampoon up your ass. On top of that I am going to feed you viagra.

Then if thats not enough I am going to make you feel bloated.
 
Midol doesn't help everything, you know. Stuff like......well, I'm just not going to get into it cause it's gross and I don't want to hear your bitching. :tongue:

Besides, some of us can't even take Midol. I can't cause it will interfere with my meds. :sad:
 
sure you more than welcome to do that after i do all that to you and see how much it helps.
 
So you bleed for a week once a month. Like it matters, women are always bitches to us. We get cramps too, it's called an atomic fart. You try blowing Fatman(WWII atomic bomb used to attack Japan after Pearl Harbor for you history-ignorants) out your ass and tell us it feels good. As for the tampon ittitation, You should be accustomed to having a phallus in there anyway, unless you're a virgin, in which case my deepest sympothy goes out to you, so it doesn't make much of a difference. You try dealing with your nutsack sticking to the side of your leg every time you start to walk on a warm day. And then get them un-stuck without looking like a complete fucking idiot. Not so easy. But as for the bleeding, you got us there. I can't say anything in male defense for that one :thumbsdn: Bloating is relevant to the cramps. Enough said. It sounds worse than our problems, but nobody really bothers to think about the male issues, because you can't say 'fart' in a text book. And that's that.

P.S. AND TRY TO HIDE A HARD-ON IN PUBLIC. NOT AN EASY TASK. (Especially if you have something to be proud of between your theighs ;))
 
Listen - I got an ulcer, I bleed from my ass either cause of the ulcer or cause of the hemmorrroids. I had acute and chronic pain for over 4 years before I received treatment - thanks NHS for ignoring my complaints.
 
Was it nessecary to quote everything I said, and not just the part about bleeding? And out of the general population, how many people share your problem. I bet the majority pulls for the lesser. I'm not a medical buff, but shitting blood isn't something that a bunch of people deal with. But if I recall, you're someone who enjoys sitting on man-steak, so I don't imagine that helps. But that's just my idea. More on topic, I can't say I feel your pain, because I don't, but sorry :sword:
 
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