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serenedy1
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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.