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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her,
Between two slices of bread.
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cos he was gay.
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.
Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her,
Between two slices of bread.
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cos he was gay.
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.