School Revenge
Some of the kids in my class haven’t been that nice to me,
Today’s the day the worm is turning as you’ll plainly see.
I have some things that I have hidden in my school rucksack,
In order that I’ll finally be getting my own back.
Smelly Billy Johnson last year gave me quite a scare,
When he put creepy crawly ants and spiders in my hair.
I’m going to whisper to him so he’s forced to come quite near,
Cos I’ve got a big beetle with me to put in his ear.
Silly Sally Greenhood threw my jumper in the snow,
I’ve cut a large hole in her skirt, now her pink knickers show.
Her Mum will be quite cross and come into the school to moan,
But I will smirk and say I saw her do it on her own.
The Mathews twins can be quite rough and pushed me off a wall,
I didn’t think that there was any need for that at all.
At least no one can snigger now and call them both four eyed,
Mysteriously their glasses disappeared from the pool side.
Mervin fish face Hobson is as ugly as can be,
He thinks it’s very funny to be throwing stones at me.
But he will get a shock when he sits down to have a munch,
As I have put hot chilly pepper in his sandwich lunch.
Jamie Hobbs is really cute and is quite nice to me,
He even said a while ago that he would marry me.
But yesterday I saw him with his arm round Emma Locket,
So I have put some itching powder in his trouser pocket.
Now I am feeling happier with life at school once more,
Since I have got my own back and have evened up the score.
Now bygones can be bygones and I’m going to share my sweets,
But what’s this in my rucksack crawling over my all my treats?
Some of the kids in my class haven’t been that nice to me,
Today’s the day the worm is turning as you’ll plainly see.
I have some things that I have hidden in my school rucksack,
In order that I’ll finally be getting my own back.
Smelly Billy Johnson last year gave me quite a scare,
When he put creepy crawly ants and spiders in my hair.
I’m going to whisper to him so he’s forced to come quite near,
Cos I’ve got a big beetle with me to put in his ear.
Silly Sally Greenhood threw my jumper in the snow,
I’ve cut a large hole in her skirt, now her pink knickers show.
Her Mum will be quite cross and come into the school to moan,
But I will smirk and say I saw her do it on her own.
The Mathews twins can be quite rough and pushed me off a wall,
I didn’t think that there was any need for that at all.
At least no one can snigger now and call them both four eyed,
Mysteriously their glasses disappeared from the pool side.
Mervin fish face Hobson is as ugly as can be,
He thinks it’s very funny to be throwing stones at me.
But he will get a shock when he sits down to have a munch,
As I have put hot chilly pepper in his sandwich lunch.
Jamie Hobbs is really cute and is quite nice to me,
He even said a while ago that he would marry me.
But yesterday I saw him with his arm round Emma Locket,
So I have put some itching powder in his trouser pocket.
Now I am feeling happier with life at school once more,
Since I have got my own back and have evened up the score.
Now bygones can be bygones and I’m going to share my sweets,
But what’s this in my rucksack crawling over my all my treats?