Ok here is my joke rate from 1-10 (1 is bad...10 Really Funy)
Rrrrrring Rrrrring (A Phone in a House is Ringing)
The Maid:Hello
The Man:Hi yes ..Ahem Who are you?
The Maid:I'm the new Maid Sir
The Man:Oh Ok Then Can you please Call My Wife
The Maid:You'r Wife is Having Sex with a Guy in You'r Bed Room
The Man:WHHAAAT!!!!...
After 1 Minute The man Said:Listen to me Carefully,i want you to go to My Office in the House,on the Desk you Will Find a Gun,i want you to go to my wife and her Partner and Shoot Theme Both
The Maid:Ok Sir
After 10 Minutes the Maid Retrned to the Phone and said,i killed theme Both sir
The Man:Well Done,Now go to the Kitchin and pick a Big Knive and Cut their Body into Small Parts
The Maid:Ok Sir
After 20 minutes The Maid Retuned to The Phone and Said:I cut their Body Sir
The Man:Well Donr,Now i want you to put their Parts into big Black Bags
The Maid:Ok Sir
After 25 Minutes the maid returned to the phone and sai:i put their parts into Black Bags
The Man:Well Done,Now i want you to Grab these bags and throw theme into the Pool on the Backyard
The Maid:??????? But sir there is no Pool in this house
The Man:Oh Really,.......Is this 55436678
The Maid:No this is 55436677
The Man:Opus Sorry i daild the Wrong Number
Rrrrrring Rrrrring (A Phone in a House is Ringing)
The Maid:Hello
The Man:Hi yes ..Ahem Who are you?
The Maid:I'm the new Maid Sir
The Man:Oh Ok Then Can you please Call My Wife
The Maid:You'r Wife is Having Sex with a Guy in You'r Bed Room
The Man:WHHAAAT!!!!...
After 1 Minute The man Said:Listen to me Carefully,i want you to go to My Office in the House,on the Desk you Will Find a Gun,i want you to go to my wife and her Partner and Shoot Theme Both
The Maid:Ok Sir
After 10 Minutes the Maid Retrned to the Phone and said,i killed theme Both sir
The Man:Well Done,Now go to the Kitchin and pick a Big Knive and Cut their Body into Small Parts
The Maid:Ok Sir
After 20 minutes The Maid Retuned to The Phone and Said:I cut their Body Sir
The Man:Well Donr,Now i want you to put their Parts into big Black Bags
The Maid:Ok Sir
After 25 Minutes the maid returned to the phone and sai:i put their parts into Black Bags
The Man:Well Done,Now i want you to Grab these bags and throw theme into the Pool on the Backyard
The Maid:??????? But sir there is no Pool in this house
The Man:Oh Really,.......Is this 55436678
The Maid:No this is 55436677
The Man:Opus Sorry i daild the Wrong Number