Roadrunner
New member
1)Q- What's worse than being raped by 50 pirates?
A- Being fingered by Captain Hook
2)Q-What would be a horrible thing after a bowl of Corn Flakes?
A-Finding out your friend lost his scab collection
3)Q-What's the worst thing about reaching the bottom of a mayo-
nnaise jar?
A- Finding a condom there
4)Q- What would horrify you about eating a big bowl of rice?
A- The last one crawls away.
5)Q- What would horrify you about biting into a tomato?
A- Finding out it was yesterday's abortion
A- Being fingered by Captain Hook
2)Q-What would be a horrible thing after a bowl of Corn Flakes?
A-Finding out your friend lost his scab collection
3)Q-What's the worst thing about reaching the bottom of a mayo-
nnaise jar?
A- Finding a condom there
4)Q- What would horrify you about eating a big bowl of rice?
A- The last one crawls away.
5)Q- What would horrify you about biting into a tomato?
A- Finding out it was yesterday's abortion