Pirate "Yo Momma" Jokes?

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Jesse E

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Ok, so I was thinking about the success of the Pirate movies, you know which movies I'm talking about, and I started thinking about crossing cultures a little. I came up with a few pirate yo momma jokes and wonder what you guys will come up with.

Arrg...you're mother be so fat that the crew uses her as an anchor!

Arrg... you're mother be so fat that the captain be using her for harpoon practice!

Arrg... you're mother be so fat that her skivvies double for sails in a squall!!
 
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