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Sean F
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does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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SNAKAGE
Guest
whoever posts a good pickup line wins! 1st one that makes me laugh at least a good 60% of goodness
65-70% - 1 star
70-75% - 2 stars
75-80% - 3 stars
80-90% - 4 stars
90-100% - 5 stars
65-70% - 1 star
70-75% - 2 stars
75-80% - 3 stars
80-90% - 4 stars
90-100% - 5 stars
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Tay Tay
Guest
did u wash your pants with windex cause i can see myself in your jeans
As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
Im like domino's pizza, if I dont come in 30 minutes the next one is free.
Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you checking out my package when I walked in here.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong.
Guy: Do you want to do a 68?
Girl: What's that?
Guy: You go down, and I'll owe you one.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
Im like domino's pizza, if I dont come in 30 minutes the next one is free.
Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you checking out my package when I walked in here.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong.
Guy: Do you want to do a 68?
Girl: What's that?
Guy: You go down, and I'll owe you one.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
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Vegetarian Gemini
Guest
I have a few (the types men would use)
1. Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
(Why?)
'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
2. How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
3. If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
4. If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?
1. Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
(Why?)
'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
2. How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
3. If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
4. If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?
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Inuk
Guest
did it hurt?
did what hurt?
when you fell from heaven?
looks at shirt tag
Yup, I knew it, Made in Heaven
Can I have your number since I lost mine?
Can I go thank your mama for making you?
did what hurt?
when you fell from heaven?
looks at shirt tag
Yup, I knew it, Made in Heaven
Can I have your number since I lost mine?
Can I go thank your mama for making you?
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Will S
Guest
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmZjQMMquKAH4ZY2FiOVErDty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080327203105AAyf6iI
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granola lessgirl
Guest
hey baby...
are you an astronaut?
...
because that a** is out of this world!!
ha ha someone actually used that line on me.
are you an astronaut?
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because that a** is out of this world!!
ha ha someone actually used that line on me.