Philip Rivers just tried to egg my house? Should I report him? I mean, he didn't do that much damage?

Seriously, I feel sorry for Rivers. He has 15 interceptions in "9" games this year, & he wasted 4 egg cartons trying to mess up my new house. I don't know who's more pathetic: Philip Rivers, or Penn States' coaching staff. The Penn State leprechaun was playing with little boy's "lucky charms". Well, he didn't get away with it. How does O.J. get away with murder, but the Penn State dude couldn't get his pot of gold?
 
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