Perverted jackasses...(pointle ss rant)

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McIntyre2K7

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So I published all of my fanfiction on the internet at the same time, right? The writing is pretty much fucking genius, if I do say so myself. I wasn't expecting many hits because I published it at, like, 3:00 in the morning (three hours ago).

I publish the prologue to an epic. Eight views and one update alert.

I publish a nice, angsty, emo one shot. Barely any hits at all.

But the moment I throw the community a bone and publish a porno?

BOOM.

Two reviews, a favourite, requests to continue the series, and 329 fucking hits. And counting.

So, are all perverts insomniacs, or what? I work my fucking ass off for the past year on my fanfiction, and all the public wants is a bondage porno that I wrote in a week. WTF?

I only wrote that piece because my friend made fun of me, saying that I wouldn't be able to write anything convincing because I'm a virgin.

Guess I won my dollar.
 
"I gently inserted my eight equals equals equals uppercase D into her open parenthesis lowercase L close parenthesis."

Seriously though, what guy gets off on fan fiction...
 
porn.....wow, can that be the next choose your next move story? interactive porn, almost like oh ya they do have that, silly me - i'd read it
 
Here's the link.

Scroll all the way down and click the story titled 'Unexpected Welcome'. It's based on anime.

...

Give me a fucking break; I really needed that dollar. :tongue:

EDIT: 10 reviews, 1974 hits. And counting. Bastards.
 
Wow...I'm a writer too and I must say...it's horrible to hear of your...fortunes. Well, I read it and I must say it was bonerific. You need to work on the way you write, but man you have a good imagination.
 
Over a God damn hentai fanfic?!

What the fuck is wrong with today's geeks...Geeks won World War II for us with the invention of the Atomic Bomb. Now we're inventing the atomic ejaculation.
 
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