Pay me

Hell yeah, I want that fuckin job. But then I'm prolly overqualified for it anyway. Damnit, why the hell did I have to be an overachiever for once?
 
But you can be for eating and sleeping and being a generally lazy bastard. Though I wouldn't say I'm overqualified for shitting, I'd say I'm just about average in that area. So anyone wanna pay me for it? Anyone? Seriously, I'll take any callers. Let's start the bidding at $10,000 a month.
 
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