Parallel history set in modern day/ meaningless rant to those "not in" on the joke....?

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I have recently spent 23 years or so in an undisclosed location in the mountains, now that I think of it, perhaps it was a dream, some hidden dimension, or a trip on a drug.

But the point is my friends, God has revealed to me a little book called the Qur-Kamph, which I have written down, despite being an illiterate car salesman.

And my friends, I took a magical journey, yes perhaps it was on some pot, but I took a magical journey on a wondrous mode of transportation, an animal with with the body and maned head of a lion, a goat's head rising from its back, and a serpentine tail, otherwise known as the Greek Chimera. This wondrous animal was called El-Bulkraap and upon it I travellled to the location I was supposed to go..............known only as the "farthest place."

I think the farthest place is Mecca. So we will take this place as our own and claim we were magically here first.

And in 1400 years, we will try to "divide" it amongst ourselves and the infidel.
 
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